You have two cows
You have two cows is the philosophical truth of the entire world…
- US Democracy
- You have two cows. People with funny hats from 1000 miles away in distant towns whom you’ve never met elect the leader, who takes your cows away and then gets impeached for having sex with them. Then one of your cows in custody is killed by terrorists, and the government taxes you and bans your kids from school to finance war against cow-hating foreigners. Your other cow is being tortured at the Guantanamo Bay. Now you have no cows, and people with funny accents from 800 miles away accuse you of being unpatriotic for complaining.
- British Democracy
- You have two cows. You feed them sheep’s brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
...and so on, you get the idea…
(Seen at Uncyclopedia)