Common Internet Abreviations

Here is a short list of commonly used abbreviations, in English, which are used in the Internet and also in e-mails. It’s NSFW (Not safe for work).

If you come across other abbreviations which are not included in the list, one of the best places to look for an explanation is, which is definitely NSFW!

How to find a synonym in the English langauge

Thanks to Peter Mark Roget the English language has a type of dictionary which is not available in many other languages: the thesaurus. A thesaurus doesn’t tell you the meaning of words, it gives you a list of words having a similar meaning to a specific word. It’s useful if you are writing a report or an essay, and wish to avoid repeating the same word several times in a short text.

The best known thesaurus is named after Roget, who published the first thesaurus in 1852. You can find Roget’s 21st Century Thesaurus online here.

You have to be a bit careful when using a thesaurus, because some of the alternatives listed may only be useful in specific situations. For example, synonyms of the word “child” include “bairn”, which is only used in the north of England or in Scotland, and “whippersnapper” which is an old-fashioned word used in the 17th century, and means “an unimportant but offensively presumptuous person, especially a young one.”

Resources to practice listening to English

One of the skills you need to practice if you are going to take intermediate or advanced English exams is listening. If you don’t have a “tame” native speaker to talk to, it doesn’t matter. There are lots of possibilities in the internet:

ororo.tvYou can watch up to 60 minutes / day without subscribing to, but your choice is quite limited - you can't view all their content. A subscription for 12 months is only 39 Euro, however, and it gives you access to a huge number of popular TV series, such as Downtown Abbey, plus a lot of top films and videos.
TED TalksTED talks are normally 18 minutes long or less. They are given by experts in their field. There is a huge number of recorded TED talks online.

They cover just about anything you can think of. Even such esoteric topics as "dog poetry"! So you should be able to find something to interest you.

TED talks take place all over the world, if you keep an eye on TEDx Events, you can see when the next one near you is (for Valencia in Spain, there was a TEDx event in February 2016, for example).
The English we speak (BBC)The BBC has a lot of information about the English language (grammar, for example) and also many podcasts (usually a couple of minutes long) and short programs (4-5 minutes) on its website. The link on the left takes you to podcasts / broadcasts that help you learn English.

The BCC also offers podcasts to its listeners (not just learners of English) about general topics. These are also well worth listening to.
The BBC World Service RadioThis is a selection of news and current affairs reports which are broadcast on the BBC World Service.
YouTube Upper Intermediate EnglishThere are a number of good language schools and freelance teachers on YouTube, who offer free classes on a the use of English. I like the videos from Anglo-Link, Benjamin's English Classes, EngVid, Let's Talk and English Lessons with Adam, but there are many other good producers of English videos on YouTube. (You can look for any level, not just upper intermediate, of course!)
YouTube DocumentariesThere's a lot of documentaries (e.g. from the BBC, National Geographic, The History Channel, and many more) to choose from. You can narrow them down to the most recent ones by searching for "documentaries 2015", for example.

In the same way you can search for films and TV programs. Not just British video, by the way. You can search out Indian or American material, or whatever takes your fancy.

Recommended reading material for intermediate students

Choosing reading matter to help you learn English is difficult. The most important thing is that you read something which interests you. For one person that might mean reading romantic novels, for someone else maybe reading photography magazines is a better idea. I wouldn’t recommend starting by reading books aimed at young children; the language may be simpler, but that advantage is offset be the fact that the vocabulary won’t be as useful (unless you really want to learn childish expressions or about fairies, evil witches and so on!).

Books for young adults are often a good place to start – the language is still a little easier to understand, and the variety of literature available is similar to adult literature. Don’t try to start reading a 500-page book for your first attempt, better to choose books which are 100 – 250 pages long, so that you’re not stuck reading the same book for too long. If you think you might like reading a book, check its page on, and you can see a description of the book, the number of pages, sometimes even read a few pages of it, and read what other people think about it.

If you are lucky enough to own a Kindle with a touch-screen (not a Kindle Fire, as they don’t support using the dictionary in the same way) you can read books a slightly higher level than you would otherwise, because you can use the built-in dictionary to translate words between your language and English. It’s much more convenient than using a paper dictionary and your English will improve more rapidly as a result.

Below are some ideas, in no particular order, to help you find texts to improve your reading skills:

linguapress.comBeginner / Intermediate / AdvancedInteresting short texts accompanied by exercises based on the the text, grouped according to the student's level of English.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl IntermediateAlthough this is a children's book, it is such fun that I have to recommend it. I read it at least three times in Spanish to improve my Spanish.

Anything else by Roald Dahl is also worth a try.
City College of San Francisco: Novels for Intermediate Level ESL StudentsIntermediateWhat's really good about this list is that it covers a variety of topics, so most students can find something interesting at their level.
Go ask Alice

Available from Amazon Spain here.
IntermediateA 1971 novel about the life of a troubled teenage girl, written in the form of the diary of an anonymous teenage girl who becomes addicted to drugs.

The novel's title was taken from a line in the 1967 Grace Slick-penned Jefferson Airplane song "White Rabbit" ("go ask Alice/when she's ten feet tall").
Listopia Best Young Adult BooksIntermediateReading books for young adults can be interesting for adults too.

This list includes books and series of books which I have enjoyed a lot as an adult and which have been turned into Hollywood films, such as the Hunger Games series, the Harry Potter series, The Maze Runner, The Book Thief, The Hobbit and many more.
ESL: Reading English at the Intermediate LevelIntermediateLucy Tse has some recommendations in her blog entry. She recommends books from the winner's list of the Newbury Medal awards. These are books especially chosen for children, but many are quite sophisticated and will appeal to adults too.

Cultural differences Spain / Germany (customer service)

In Germany and the UK, contacting customer service of a commercial company is usually free and easy to do. Not so in Spain.

Even if you want to contact a Spanish company you will have difficulty contacting them for free, and probably have to use a phone number which starts with 901 or 902 where you have to pay for the call by the minute. For a ten minute call, you would be paying about one Euro for a “902” number (the most common number). Annoying, if you are trying to do the company a favour by reporting a leaking water main, for example. Particularly annoying when I lose my phone and internet connection and need to inform the telecoms company by mobile phone – that 10 minute call costs over 5 Euro. That happens about once a month at the moment – where I live the only telecoms service available is a WiMax (radio WiFi) link to the Castle in Xàtiva, and it doesn’t seem to be particularly reliable; this week I have just had an internet / phone outage of over 28 hours.

Contact via internet isn’t much better. Again, usually the only contact information on an internet page are a 901/902 phone number and maybe a contact form which you can fill in on their webpage. No postal address, no other contact information. Recently I reported an error in the online banking system of one of the biggest banks in Spain using the contact form on their website. After a week they wrote back by email to say that they could only process the error report if I sent them my tax number and my user-id for their banking system. Both are completely irrelevant in respect to the error I reported. Sorry, I can’t be bothered to provide the information they requested, so that error will probably never get fixed, and they will continue to provide a poor service via their website.

By the way, you can sometimes avoid using 90x phone numbers in Spain: there is an unofficial service at, which lists alternative “normal” phone numbers. Many people have a national flat rate for their phone, which makes these numbers truely free, whereas the 90x numbers produce costs to the caller even if they have a flat rate phone tariff!

Lists of phrasal verbs

The first use of the term “phrasal verb” was only in 1925 – if you’d been born 100 years ago, you wouldn’t have to struggle with them when learning English grammar! Of course, phrasal verbs were in use before 1925, but no one had thought about them as a grammatical construction until then. There are new phrasal verbs being created all the time, so the problem isn’t getting smaller.

Phrasal verbs cause problems for students of English – there are so many. A phrasal verb is a verb made up of two or more parts: a verb, a preposition and/or an adverb. The problem is, that the meaning of the phrasal verb is different from the meaning of the verb which is used to create the phrasal verb.

For example:

turn up
turn: to rotate (e.g. The wheel was turning slowly)
turn up: increase the volume (e.g. Please turn the sound up on the TV, I can’t hear the film properly)

There are lots of phrasal verbs; well over 3000 in total, of which you need to know about 150 for the B2 exam, and about double that number at the C1 level. This website has a very good list of many, many phrasal verbs. It’s best used as a reference list. To get started with a more manageable list, try this page.

Cultural differences Spain / Germany (contacting companies)

Coming from Germany (where I Iived for over 30 years) I am sometimes surprised by cultural differences in Spain.

For example, in Germany, if you want to cancel a contract or contact the customer relations department or the management of a company by letter, it’s no problem. The letterheads of invoices and other written communications in Germany have to have the names of the member of the board of directors and the address of the company headquarters on them. Websites have to have an “Impressum” which tells you the address of the company, an email address to allow you to contact them, and various other contact details.

If your German letterhead or website doesn’t conform the legal requirements, you can be sure that quite quickly you will be contacted by a predatory lawyer specialised in prosecuting such offenders and you will probably have to sign a cease and desist order which can often cost you 500 – 1000 Euro (you have to pay the predatory lawyer for his alleged time and materials to issue the order). So nearly every company follows the law.

In Spain contact information is treated as a strict commercial secret. Websites don’t have any contact address for letters on them, usually only the hotline phone number and maybe an email address. The phone number is usually not a freephone number, so you have to pay to contact them.

Letterheads and invoices don’t have to have any useful contact information on them, and even commercial contracts (for example for my private health insurance or for my mobile phone) don’t have an address to contact if you want to cancel the contract. My bank statements don’t include the postal address of the branch that my account is managed by, and only include a phone number (non-freephone) to contact the bank.

The only form of cancellation that Vodafone will accept for a mobile phone contract, for example, is by fax. And don’t forget to include a copy of your residence permit and passport otherwise they won’t process the cancellation on the grounds that the cancellation may be fraudulent. They like to make it as difficult as possible to contact them or cancel a contract!

What does Level B1, B2 etc. mean if you’re learning a language?

If you’re learning a language in Europe, you may be aiming to get a certificate showing the level of competency that you have reached. there is a standard framework used in Europe, called the Common European Framework of Reference for Languages: Learning, Teaching, Assessment, abbreviated as CEFR or CEF, which defines 6 levels. These apply independently of the language you are studying, and of the European country you are studying in. It is also recognised in several non-European countries, such as Colombia and the Philippines.

Level groupLevel group nameLevelLevel name
ABasic userA1Breakthrough or beginner
A2Way stage or elementary
BIndependent userB1Threshold or intermediate
B2Vantage or upper intermediate
CProficient userC1Effective operational proficiency or advanced
C2Mastery or proficiency

The levels are described in detail on the website linked to above the table.

The EOI (Escuela Oficial de Idiomas) in Spain uses a slightly different way of referring to the levels, for example, they refer to the B1 level as “Intermediate”, but the B2 as “Advanced”. You can see a description of their levels here. This difference is because the levels are regulated by the “Ley Orgánica de Educación (Real Decreto 1629/2006)”.

You can reckon that for English, German or Spanish you’ll need about 75 hours to reach A1 level, 180–200 hours to reach A2, 350-400 hours to reach B1, 500-600 to reach B2, 700-800 to reach C1, and 1000 – 1200 hours to reach C2 level.

Computers as job-killers

An article in the current C’t magazine drew my attention to a study (The future of employment: How susceptible are jobs to computerisation?) published in 2013 by economists Carl Benedikt Frey and Michael A. Osborne.

In the past, computerisation has killed jobs, but there have always been more jobs created overall, because new professions have been created as a result of new products springing up as a result of computerisation: computers, smartphones, GPS systems, the Internet etc. have all created jobs that previously didn’t exist and that were unimaginable before computers existed.

However, with increasingly powerful IT systems comes the ability to replace not only relatively unskilled, mundane jobs on production lines, but also many jobs which today provide work for the middle classes. Indeed, economists think that the reason for the increasing salary differential between top managers and normal employees that started in the 1980’s in the USA and Europe is caused by increasing use of computers in industry and commerce.

Frey and Osborne have evaluated over 700 professions and estimated the probability that it will be posible to replace human workers by computers. Their report (see link above) includes a table in the appendix ranking the professions by probability that they can be taken over by computers. They conclude:

According to our estimates around 47 percent of total US employment is in the high risk category. We refer to these as jobs at risk – i.e. jobs we expect could be automated relatively soon, perhaps over the next decade or two.

Other economists, such as Andrew McAfee at MIT predict that that the increasing inroads that computer systems are making on jobs will lead to an even starker polarisation of salaries – those jobs which computers can’t replace will be highly paid, the remainder will be badly paid. The middle classes will become an endangered species.

If you are a recreational therapist, a healthcare social worker, a computer system administrator or a dentist, you can be fairly sure your job is still going to be around in 20 years time. If you are a receptionist, a nuclear reactor operator, a paralegal, a butcher, or a bicycle repairer, you should probably think about re-training: it’s highly unlikely that your job will still be around in 20 years, and if it is, it will be badly paid due to the competition from computers.

Black Friday 2014-11-24 – Amazon

One company, two prices. 229 Euro in Spain, 99 Euro in Germany. These screen shots were taken at 7.15 this morning. doesn’t “celebrate” Black Friday with its own products, does, all this week (“Cyber Monday Week”). In the UK, by the way, the same model costs £99, so is also more expensive then in Germany.

And: the German subsidiary normally sells Kindles a lot cheaper than in Spain. Cheap enough to make it very worthwhile ordering them to a German address and getting someone to ship them on to Spain for you.

It’s generally worth arbitraging between the various Amazon sites. Germany is often cheaper than the UK for electronic and photographic goods, even after paying the shipping.